robster
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Post by robster on Jul 6, 2006 17:44:53 GMT -5
prove it then punk that you could beat me in speedball...yoiu name the time and place Wow
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Post by robster on Jul 6, 2006 17:47:39 GMT -5
speedball would woop woodsball its just flat out that WOW wow
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Post by spetznaz on Jul 7, 2006 21:51:50 GMT -5
you should play them rob you carry enough paint to be a speedball TEAM well maybe not but still lol
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rfay00
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Post by rfay00 on Jul 9, 2006 22:33:33 GMT -5
you should play them rob you carry enough paint to be a speedball TEAM well maybe not but still lol your a newb, you have no idea what your talkin bout
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Post by gordon123 on Jul 9, 2006 23:17:49 GMT -5
ok guys lets simma down now
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Post by Tippman Guy on Jul 10, 2006 17:51:31 GMT -5
ok really he is not a newb but in fact plays for Crossfire Scenario Team (Jebs Elite)... And really it is true that from what i hear Rob dose cary over a case and 1/2 of paint on him sooo that is really about 1/2 of what a 5 man speedball would take onto the field in a single game... o.... p.s. funny story to back this thought.......some thing someone sent me....
PAINTBALL!
" 'ello there, I'm Steve Irwin, and today we're searching for the elusive Speedballer! Remember, these creatures are easily frightened by camouflage and quick to anger, so we must be verrrry careful.
Crikey! There's one! We're hidden by this bush, so he can't see us. Look at those colors! The wild speedballer is known for his colorful plumage and flashy displays. However, we don't really know what it's for, since speedballers seems to have a distinct lack of mates of the opposite sex.
Wow, would you look at that? In a display of dominance, the creature has decided to pick a fight with another speedballer. In their primitive habitat, currency often determines who becomes the alpha male. Sssshhhh! If we listen very carefully, we can hear them..."
Player 1: "What do you mean I'm out?! This paint is old, dry paint!" Player 2: "Then what is wet paint doing on your hands?!" P1: "You pickin' a fight?! MY SPONSOR WILL KICK YOUR SPONSOR'S ***!" P2: "Oh yeah?! WELL YOUR MARKER SUCKS!" *Lots of assorted yelling, swearing, and girly punches*
"Crikey! They're sure going at it! Wait a sec...I think they've spotted us. You can always tell when a speedballer is frightened. He stands real still, his eyes dart around, and he immediately looks for cover. Speedballers are unique in their symbiotic relationship with other creatures, most notably "Snakes", and will try to find one whenever possible.
Player 3: "Dude...do you hear that?!"
"Folks, I think we're about to witness something spectacular: A woodsballer ambush! These elusive enemies of the speedballer often compete for the same territories, and when they meet, things can get ugly very fast! Sssshhh...we need complete silence"
*Pfft* Player 1: "Owww, ****! Where the hell did that come from?!" *Pfft* Player 2: "What the...right on my goggles! Who actually gets one kill with one shot?! You need atleast a case per enem-" *pop pop pop pop pop* *lots of running around and screaming by speedballers*
"Wow...that was incredible. The entire speedballer herd was taken out by an unseen group of woodsballers. Mike, did you see anything?" *Camera shakes in a "no" fashion* "Well..let's see if we can find one of these elusive little guys..."
*Nearby 'bush' stands up* "SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! That, that...BUSH just stood up next to us. It's a woodsballer, alright. His highly evolved pattern of coverage, called 'ghillie', has proven very effective."
Mike, whispering: "Steve...he's looking at us..."
Woodsballer: "...Who the hell are you?"
"Careful, Mike...I think he may be challenging us."
Woodsballer: "Dude, do you mind getting out of my kill zone? I saw one run off that into the sticker bushes."
"Right you are..I think it's best we get out of here. We are obviously in hostile territory. Until next time, folks, I'm steve Irwin, and I'll see y-OWW! OW OW OW! ****er!"
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rfay00
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Post by rfay00 on Jul 10, 2006 18:05:08 GMT -5
ok that was funny but the impression of speedballers in that is completely wrong...but whatever you stupid woodsball players dont even understand speedball if thats what you think of it
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Post by Tippman Guy on Jul 10, 2006 18:16:26 GMT -5
*Hummm thinks* Who origonaly started The Crossfire Speedball TEAM....there was clay others and,......... O thats right ME........lol... I understand the concept well enough and really if you get down to it that is what it comes down to who can get the most paint down the field to cover the team.... after that is mached by the other team then some talents come in play...
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rfay00
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Post by rfay00 on Jul 10, 2006 19:11:37 GMT -5
ok you think that it comes down to paint dumping...well whatever, your mind cant and wont be changed...your already brainwashed by woodsball
i played woodsball once and hated it...went to diehard had a blast and have always played the occasional (bi monthly) woods game at diehard but thats it, and every time i play it i hate it...so thats my story
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Post by Tippman Guy on Jul 10, 2006 20:34:47 GMT -5
Everyone has there spot in the game of paintball... I played speedball for years and it has its highs playing it, BUT allways enjoyed playing in the woods! Brainwashed is a bit harsh for a speedball team that took 2nd place for one of the largest Turny Series in the area playing some of the best players in this area! Taking a back seat to our big bro team.... Had a blast... (by the way i did not see you there.).. but still enjoy the woods better so i retire to the woods / Scinario play........ So i say stick with what you do speedball and we do woods.... We use drawn out tactics and HONOR for our rush and you throw paint and get your 5 min rush! So don't think that you could go play woods randomly and mow us and we wont clame to play speedball!........
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rfay00
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Post by rfay00 on Jul 10, 2006 21:45:12 GMT -5
how in the hell do you play a woodsball tourney series, and who are the best teams in the area that are woodsballers
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Post by tylertyler22 on Jul 10, 2006 21:50:55 GMT -5
rfay.... i love you. i want you.
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rfay00
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Post by rfay00 on Jul 10, 2006 22:10:42 GMT -5
yo tim banish can you please ban this kid or something...he is kinda freakin me out
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Post by Tippman Guy on Jul 10, 2006 22:26:15 GMT -5
Well that is becuse there is only one Woods Turny that is national (SPPL) that i know of currently, and our woods team has yet to participate in it becuse of the distance that it is from our field..... And its a woodsballer thing you would not understand how it works........ However i was earlyer refering to SPEEDBALL not woods.......
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rfay00
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Post by rfay00 on Jul 10, 2006 23:08:48 GMT -5
ok whatever your confusing me with all this jumping back and forth, and all that big bro team garbage
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